Stay sassy and slightly scandalous. Drip? You were born with it. This funny graphic tee says what others won’t — with style, sass, and a wink. Featuring the viral phrase “Moister Than an Oyster,” this unisex t-shirt is made to turn heads, crack smiles, and claim your main character moment.
Printed on a premium Gildan heavy cotton tee, it’s comfy, breathable, and built to last. Whether you're brunching, beach-tripping, or just being bad on the internet — this shirt brings the vibe.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
Soft, comfy cotton tee (Gildan)
Flattering unisex cut – size up for that oversized fit
High-quality DTG print that does not fade
Designed for confident, bold women who live out loud
🎁Makes a hilarious gift for:
Best friends with no filter
Birthday girls with wild energy
Yourself, because let’s be honest—you are the moment
✅ Product Highlights:
Premium 100% US Cotton – ethically grown and harvested
Classic unisex fit – size up for a relaxed, oversized feel
No side seams – irritation-free underarm comfort
Tear-away tag – zero scratch, just smooth softness
Durable taped shoulders – made to last, even if your patience doesn’t
Product Details
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
